Occasional Reader 9/28/2024 7:04:07 AM

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Per the Financial Times, right now:

” Hizbollah confirmed Nasrallah’s death in a statement on Saturday, saying he had joined the group’s long list of “martyrs””

Occasional Reader 9/28/2024 7:04:33 AM

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AM YISROEL CHAI

Kosh's Shadow 9/28/2024 7:50:44 AM

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Muslim Paradise

Praise be to Allah for having the IDF send us so many martyrs!

This leaves us, unfortunately, with a huge shortage of virgins. Unlike wars of past, where many virgins were also killed, the IDF evilly prevents killing virgins, leadingto our lack.

We thus are calling for more virgins! Allah demands it!

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Kosh's Shadow 9/28/2024 11:22:02 AM

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Iran’s Khamenei declares five days of mourning for Hizballah top dog Nasrallah, moves to secure location

Secure location?

to: supreme.leader@qom.ir

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From Mo'ssaad

Kosh's Shadow 9/28/2024 12:42:22 PM

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Hassan Khalil Yassin named Nasrallah’s successor as Hizballah top dog, is immediately killed by IDF

Kosh's Shadow 9/28/2024 4:34:58 PM

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UN Pact for the Future Destroys Your Future, Part I

This leads to an update of John Prine's song, Living in the Future:

We're all livin' in the future
I'll tell you how I know
I read it on a website 15 years ago
Elite are flyin' private jets
And talking climate change
We're wearing Chinese jewelery
And standin' in soup lines

We're standin' in soup lines

Original:

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